rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

because 21 hours of studying is totally realistic 

thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok
  • staff:

allforoneandoneforallphotos:

For some reason this is all I get when there’s new activity on one of my blogs…

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